Guest post by Mom.
As many of you know, I am currently, actively searching for a job. Since my job is to find a job, I spend a good deal of my time in front of my computer. This does not meet with Cheerio's approval. He sits down near me. I begin to focus on my job search. I hear the sounds of a dog trying to be sneaky. I grab my phone/camera and...
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| Mom: No, you may not eat any plastic mint wrappers. And just WHERE did you get this? |
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| Mom: (5 minutes later) I don't even know what this is! |
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| The sound of Styrofoam is NOT pleasant. |
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| Cheerio: Mom, I really would like to play. |
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| Cheerio: With this... |
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| Cheerio: or this... |
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| Cheerio: No, don't clean it up! |
Meanwhile, as I was cleaning up this mess... | |||
Cheerio: If I bother Soda enough, he'll play with me...
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| Soda: Go Away, beast. |
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| Cheerio: Okay, then maybe Squeeky will play with me. |
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| Cheerio: HEY, SQUEEKY! YOU WANNA PLAY? |
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| Cheerio: Come on, I'll chase you... |
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| Cheerio: Please? |
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| Cheerio: Pretty, please? |
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| Soda: We are not amused. |
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| Squeeky: Back off! I've got a comfy coat to nap on, here! |
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| Cheerio: Fine, then I'll bark at you, instead. |
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| Cheerio: I know, we can play with THIS! |
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| Cheerio: C'mon. Chase me! |
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| Cheerio: I love this game! |
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| Cheerio: Well, if I can't have that long thing, how about this, instead? Mom: (sighs) Drop it! |
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| Mom: DROP IT! LEAVE IT! |
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| Cheerio: This? Can we play with this? |
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| Mom: Alright, fine. Good Dog. |
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| Mom: You're so cute, let me get a picture of you. Cheerio: NO! |
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| Mom: Just a nice picture of your face. Cheerio: WOOOF! |
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| Cheerio: I will not look at the camera. |
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| Cheerio: Well, maybe a goofy face. |
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| Cheerio: Maybe not... |
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| Cheerio: Look! Soda does want to play! |
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| Mom: I am not getting any work done. Let's go play outside. With the balls! Cheerio: I'm there! |
